Monday 2 May 2016

How to survive as an average Nigerian.

Its no secret that the economic situation in this country is nothing to write home about. The increase in Dollar to naira exchange rate affected even the price of vegetable in the market. the high cost of fuel has also affected transportation price. This has made it hard for the average Nigerian to survuve. This tip is tested and trusted. I don't know if i invented it but i use it a lot and it has worked fir me most times.

For transportation, i won't lie that i use cab a lot. Why should i use cab when i can enter okada for lesser amount lol. When i stop an okada man and he tells me the price, say 10 naira and i then price it 100 naira. ofcourse, he is gonna refuse. what i do next is that i pretend to walk away. Now you have to be very convincing when doing that. There is always 90% chance that he is gonna call you back. I also do the same whenever i go to the market. been using this trick for years. I hope it works for you too. Thank me later!

lol we literally have no chill in this country.

so annie idibia was busy advertising on her instagram handle when one follower dropped this comment. We need to start selling chill pill in this country lol.

instagram is the fakest social network i have ever seen!

please have you ever seen a anyone with pimples on instagram? If you have, i have not o. plenty filters. people wanna appear perfect there, not just their body but their lives as well, especially the so called celebrities. They are deceiving us, leading us to think that life i a bed of roses and we will be drooling over, wishing we had their lives without even knowing that we are better than them in some areas. Teebillz posted this picture of him and his tiwa publicly professing his love for her. Tiwa during her very recent emotional interview revealed that they have been separated for two months. are you thinking what am thinking?. YES! This teebillz guy posted this picture when they've already separated and you will see people's comments like. "oh i wish my own man would post my pic more, aww teebillz you are so romantic". LOL WHO IS FOOLING WHO?. please my people, stop wishing you had someone else's life oh coz behind all those filters, all those perfect captions lies broken homes, tears and empty pockets.




open letter to daddy freeze

 Oh freeze freeze freeze. I know you couldn't resist airing your annoying opinion as usual. What am about to say is from the bottom of my heart. I think you are the biggest hypocrite ever....see kettle calling pot black. The way you air your opinion on issues these days, one is beginning to think if you are judge jury. You are busying condemning Tiwa because if what she said about teebillz but have you forgotten that you also did the same when your own marriage crashed? Why didn't you keep quiet when you separated from your wife. You rushed to social media to tell everyone how your wife was very abusive.

 Did you ever stop to consider your kids. You obviously didn't think someone would love to hire a wwe Divas champion abi. Please am not taking sides here but I think your pointless opinion is just adding salt to injury. So mr freeze please remove the log in your eyes before you remove the peck in another's eye.