How to survive as an average Nigerian.

Its no secret that the economic situation in this country is nothing to write home about. The increase in Dollar to naira exchange rate affected even the price of vegetable in the market. the high cost of fuel has also affected transportation price. This has made it hard for the average Nigerian to survuve. This tip is tested and trusted. I don't know if i invented it but i use it a lot and it has worked fir me most times.

For transportation, i won't lie that i use cab a lot. Why should i use cab when i can enter okada for lesser amount lol. When i stop an okada man and he tells me the price, say 10 naira and i then price it 100 naira. ofcourse, he is gonna refuse. what i do next is that i pretend to walk away. Now you have to be very convincing when doing that. There is always 90% chance that he is gonna call you back. I also do the same whenever i go to the market. been using this trick for years. I hope it works for you too. Thank me later!

lol we literally have no chill in this country.

so annie idibia was busy advertising on her instagram handle when one follower dropped this comment. We need to start selling chill pill in this country lol.

instagram is the fakest social network i have ever seen!

please have you ever seen a anyone with pimples on instagram? If you have, i have not o. plenty filters. people wanna appear perfect there, not just their body but their lives as well, especially the so called celebrities. They are deceiving us, leading us to think that life i a bed of roses and we will be drooling over, wishing we had their lives without even knowing that we are better than them in some areas. Teebillz posted this picture of him and his tiwa publicly professing his love for her. Tiwa during her very recent emotional interview revealed that they have been separated for two months. are you thinking what am thinking?. YES! This teebillz guy posted this picture when they've already separated and you will see people's comments like. "oh i wish my own man would post my pic more, aww teebillz you are so romantic". LOL WHO IS FOOLING WHO?. please my people, stop wishing you had someone else's life oh coz behind all those filters, all those perfect captions lies broken homes, tears and empty pockets.

open letter to daddy freeze

 Oh freeze freeze freeze. I know you couldn't resist airing your annoying opinion as usual. What am about to say is from the bottom of my heart. I think you are the biggest hypocrite ever....see kettle calling pot black. The way you air your opinion on issues these days, one is beginning to think if you are judge jury. You are busying condemning Tiwa because if what she said about teebillz but have you forgotten that you also did the same when your own marriage crashed? Why didn't you keep quiet when you separated from your wife. You rushed to social media to tell everyone how your wife was very abusive.

 Did you ever stop to consider your kids. You obviously didn't think someone would love to hire a wwe Divas champion abi. Please am not taking sides here but I think your pointless opinion is just adding salt to injury. So mr freeze please remove the log in your eyes before you remove the peck in another's eye.

Nigeria is the worst place to get depressed in!

Welcome to a country where people think see depression as a spiritual problem and depressed people as people who don't have better things to do with their time. I like the fact that we joke a lot in this country because life isn't too serious after all but we should draw a line somewhere.We woke up to Teebillz"s suicidal posts on instagram yesterday. At first, we thought his instagram account was hacked but it was later revealed that he almost committed suicide yesterday. Reading comments on Linda Ikeji's blog, i couldn't help but think how ignorant we are in this country about things as serious as depression. People called him all sorts of name and even begged him to commit suicide. But why?.

Do you really think people enjoy being depressed?. The answer is NO. No one loves feeling that way. Believe me, its a shitty feeling. I have a friend who is battling depression. People often misunderstand her. I misunderstand her sometimes. yes, i am guilty too!. people make fun of her without even knowing how many times she has cried behind closed doors, without knowing how many times she has tried to give up on life. people often make rude comments like "is it not that one that acts like a psycho". She is not a psycho, she is just depressed and you are worsening her condition with your harsh comments.

SUICIDE DOESN'T KILL PEOPLE, SADNESS DOES..Depression can happen to anyone. I have battled serious depression in my past...It has happened to the strongest people i know. It can happen to you!..I think we should drop the clonwy attitude and be human for once. Try to understand what the person beside you is going through before you run to judgment. life is difficult mehn but we can scale through with the support and help of each other. Whatever happened to being our brother's keeper, huh?

ciara has filed paperworks to change baby future's name to Russel wilson jr

A lot of people are not okay with this but i think its a cool decision. Give Ciara a break please. She got knocked up by an autotune rapper who has three other kids with three different babymamas. She has found a good and responsible man who wants to wife her so i say hell yea!. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Nollywood actress defends herself after being blasted for showing her boobs and nipples too for a movie role.

She says that she is a professional and she doesn't see anything wrong with what she did. But honestly, i don't see anything wrong o. shebi, if na oyibo do am now, all of us go talk say na art. hehehe.

Genesis Deluxe cinema Enugu, please pity us and reopen.

Lots of good movies came out recently. batman vs superman, miracles from heaven, wives on strike but movie loves in Enugu missed it all because the only cinema we have in Enugu decided to "temporarily" shut down. Abeg na, make una pity us.

Omotola gets loads of negative comments from fans for revealing in an interview that her husband goes to market because of her status.

I love me some Omotola. I really don't see anything wrong with a husband going to market for the wife. He is not complaining so y'all need to take a chill pill! What do  you think my jury?

How to tape your breast for a backless outfit.

For my ladies!  Do you feel frustrated because you have that gorgeous backless gown you wanna wear but you can't because of your boobs. God bless whoever invented sticky bras but they are almost useless for girls like me who have c cup boobs. time to put your duct tape to good use hon and you are good to go. Thank me later.

Some people don't have haters. They just have a lot of people telling them the truth.

Who else is sick and tired of hearing 'my hater this' 'my hater that'....bla bla bla!...kilode!....na only you people see?  The truth is...some people don't have haters, they just have people telling them the truth. Our celebrities are fond of these 'haters' thing....na dem carrry am for head. Take Timaya for instance, the nigga's instagram account was hacked and he had to open a new one. He pleaded with his fans to follow his new account. In his former account, he wasn't following anyone. He is still not following anyone in his new account and he already has 724 thousand followers. Yea, i know that its not gonna put food on my table if he follows back but Mr Timaya, we are your fans ni. We did not say that you should dash us car, though its not such a bad idea o but the least thing you can do to show your fans that you appreciate their efforts is by giving them a follow back. i trust my naija people na. They are always making sure he gets daily dose of 'yab' for not following his fans and he is there, busy shouting haters. mr. Timaya, you won't die if you follow your fans. we don't hate you, believe me we have fuel scarcity, light wahala, boko haram to deal with. we are just telling you the

Obasanjo spotted with patience Jonathan dancing

  
former president, Olusegun Obasanjo was spotted at an event in Ebonyi state with wife of former president jonathan, patience.

OK OOO. I talk am say there are no permanent enemies in politics o. Though baba OBJ looks like he is strangling our former first lady in this pix. Please caption this pix.

But honestly, will you take it?

       

As for me, i don't know o. Till then.

 davido and Sophia when the going was good.




 This whole babymama thing started with 2face Idibia but now it has become a common trend for our celebrities.Flavour and his babymamas, wizkid and his babymama, timaya and his babymama but the one making front page news is davido's fight with his babymama. the nigga even went as far as gisting us about the whole thing in a song humblesmith featured him. LOL this guy has no chill! So i felt i should address this whole babymama issue that is now trending in Nigeria. The queston is 'WHO IS TO BE BLAMED?'. Is it the man who jumps into bed with any woman he sees or the woman who sees it as an opportunity to live off these rich celebs?. In my candid opinion, i think both should be blamed. What happened to the good old days when women didn't throw caution to the wind. The good old days when women wanted to be wooed, courted, married before being put in the family way, these days, some women are so desperate for money and fame that they don't mind shamelessly opening their legs for these rich celebs in order to live off of them. I can remember back then in secondary school, my class girl told me that she would love to go to lag after school and find one rich celebrity to get her pregnant. in as much as i hoped she was joking, i knew there was an iota of truth there. It is really becoming a new career path for some of the lagos 'big girls'. Some think that by getting pregnant for them that these celebs would marry them, my sister na lie o,NO BE EVERYBODY GO DEY LUCKY LIKE ANNIE IDIBIA O...For the men, yea you are young, rich, popular but you gotta have some self control. pick one woman, woo her, court her, marry her before putting her in the family way.  Why put her in the family way when you know your not gonna marry her. Its a shocker to know that even in the midst of all these deadly STDs, celebs are still having sex without protection and you guys are supposed to be good role models to your fans?. Do we call it carelessness or just pure stupidity.

Which way Nigeria?

Who else is feeling this heat in Nigeria? Sometimes i fantasize about leaving this country. No, am not going to USA or UK or all those advanced places. Who dash monkey banana LOL. I don dey learn french small small o because i am considering migrating to Togo or Cameroon or all those other countries that you can enter without getting the visa or booking flight. Where money?. But on a more serious note, this country is in shambles. The dollar naira rate is something else. I can remember when dollar was 200 naira and i was complaining, now am begging them to please bring it down to atleast 250. If you go to market with 5000 naira, you will trek back home because you won't see money for transport. Everything is now expensive. Went to market the other day to buy vegetable and this woman told me that it is now expensive because of dollar. I was shocked at the same time, I tried to link the connection between vegetable and dollar and i actually get her point. The cost of living in this country is so high right now and for her to survive she needs to also increase the price of her wares. Should we talk about the petrol. Petrol now sold at 250 per litre, we don dey off gen by 9. Chai sai baba, na this be the change wey you promise us. This naija babe go soon pack go Cameroon o.